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You know they say that boa constrictor over there can eat 500 pounds per sitting.But I got canned, I couldn’t concentrate. Before this, I used to work in an orange juice factory.The rocks you see here on the river are sandstone but some people just take them for Granite, it’s one of my bolder attractions.If you look to the left of the boat you will see very playful Tucans they are playing their favorite game of beak wrestling.Of all the Jungle Cruises you could take in the Amazon this one is undoubtedly the cheapest. First of all, let me congratulate you on your excellent choice of a skipper.

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Here are just some of the Jungle Cruise jokes that made the movie cut. Most of these punny quotes appear at the beginning of the movie.

One of my favorite things about the Jungle Cruise movie starring the Rock and Emily Blunt is that they used classic quotes from the attraction in the movie mixed in with some new fresh jokes. The most dangerous part of your journey is the return to civilization.Do you know why I can tell that’s a Python and not a Boa? No feathers.The 8th wonder of the World, the backside of what 02H, 02H, 02H!.I would like to point out a few of my favorite plants (silently points to random plants outside the boat).That’s why I am your skipper, I always come armed… and legged.You will notice a rock structure on both sides of the boat it’s sandstone, a lot of people take it for granite.As we enter the Nile River you will notice it goes on for Niles, and Niles, and Niles, and if you don’t believe me you are in denial.

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Feel free to take out your cameras and get some pictures of elephants, they all have their trunks on.

Tigers can jump over 20 feet but don’t worry we are only 15 feet away, he would just jump right over us.

Around here it rains about 365 days a year, if you think about it that’s almost every day.

Butterflies aren’t what they used to be… caterpillars.

Check out the butterflies on both sides of the boat, their wing span ranges from 1 foot to a whopping 12 inches.

I REALLY WANT TO MARRY YOU AND BE WITH YOU FOREVER AND EVER.” Even More Jungle Cruise Jokes Don’t worry I know just the thing that will scare them away, it worked on my last boyfriend.

Oh no! Look at the Hippos that are about to attack the boat.

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